i don't care what anyone says, chess isn't a sport.
if chess is a sport, then sleeping should be a sport too.
it involves physical training, endurance, and there are actually stratagies and skills to sleep better.
furthermore, there is already an entire market of performance enhancing drugs for sleeping, so it'll fit right in with all
the other olympic sports.

since when is thinking real hard a sport? so can't math be a sport? i'm chinese, i have connections.
i think it's about time i start up the national full-contact calculus league.....everytime u get something wrong, u get your ass kicked.

hm....actually, i think i've just stumbled upon the future of elementary school teaching techniques.....we really should get these kids back to basics. i remember when I was in school, i had to learn all the hard stuff. like.....adding....

top 10 favourite songs to listen to when alone at night:
(in no particular order)

weezer - only in dreams
dashboard confessional - brilliant dance
dashboard confessional - screaming infidilities
something corporate - konstantine
jen wood - imperfect
elliott smith - pitseleh
oasis - wonderwall
jimmy eat world - for me this is heaven
jars of clay - worlds apart
the get up kids - long goodnight

yea, i'm an emo kid trapped in a typical cbc's life.
c'est la vie.

getting dressed up is only fun if you've drank enough to forget you're all dressed up.
furthermore, rumours provide for delightfully awkward situations. weee.

and on a final note: Waterloo is a very ugly campus. hahaha....no, really, it is.

ever watch notting hill?
boy, that movie bugs the hell out of me.

i mean, it's bad enough hollywood mass produces this pop-culture fairytale romance cliche to perpetuate a false sense of reality, only causing further heartache and despair in the ingorant and ever so emotionally needy populas to which this drivil panders, but on top of it all, this movie goes so far as to cross the line to pseudo-post modernism and have us believe "movies can come true" by having it come true in a movie???

do you hear that sound?
it's the sound of society slowly cocking the barrel as it prepares to continue shooting itself in the head.

have a cheery day!

you know whats crazy?
faqs.

there seems to be an FAQ for EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING.
games, for sure, but even retardedly asanine things like......exact facts and tips on building bombs, mixing drinks, poisons, how to commit suicide, how to get rid of corpses, how to french kiss, how to perform oral sex...........the internet is INSANE.

yes, i know this is common knowledge, but i still find it crazy. like, really.....who writes a FAQ for suicide?? don't you have better things to do?? like......DIE?!?!

i want to just go away....

....This is just TOO FUNNY

my random words of advice:

- listening to tracks 3 and 4 of an album will usually tell you if u like the whole thing
- always speak your mind (except when someone has just died or been seriously injured, and a dirty joke is all you can think of.)
- when you can, always try to blame others instead of yourself.
- cynicism is a good thing.
- theres nothing wrong with being an elitist smart-ass if you genuinely know you're good at it.
- sprite tastes good with ribena.
- you can't always do what makes you happy.
- keep yourself mysterious

who's genious brainchild was it to design crazy glue that comes in twist off cap containers?!
i mean, really, people. throw me a frikken bone.