strawberries

insight into my thought process when seeing a cute girl:

gut: whoa, she's a cutie. you should talk to her.
brain: what should we say?
gut: i dunno, anything. just say hi, who cares! look at her!

"uh, hello"
"hi"

gut: you have to say something else now. you can't *just* say hi you retard!
brain: i....i don't know what to say! you said just say hi! you got us into this mess!

"so...."

gut: so?! so isn't a topic! talk about something, anything!

"what's up?"
"do i....know....you?"

gut: i hate you.
brain: i'm not good under pressure alright. i can feel myself shutting down already....

"um.....i'm going to stand over there now...."
"duhhhhh......"