i find the sun-maid attractive

there's something strange about the fact that raisins still come packaged in tiny little paper boxes. for some reason, this practise seems antiquated, but i can't put my finger on why exactly this is. unless of course sun-maid realises this, and is purposely aiming to be antiquated, which in my mind seems not so much kitchy as it seems impractical.

what if i want to eat more than one box of raisins? then i need to have twice the litter. unless they are suggesting one box of raisins per snack session is exactly the proper amount a raisin fan should indulge themselves in. but staring into the eyes of the sun-maid raisin girl (who if measured with proper ratios, seems to be carrying a basket of grapes that no real women her frame should be strong enough to carry with a smile), i can't help but believe that is not the case. she would not place such limitations on us, and it is clear by her delicate features and knowing smile that she honestly believes that raisins have the power to make our lives better.

actually, maybe that's why the boxes are so small. so that somebody who gorges themselves with six boxes at once can suddenly be so much more than regular in their bodily functions -- they can be the proud owner of a harem. i must concede with each box i finish and place on my desk, my collection of sun-maid girls is keeping me company on this most blustery of autumn afternoon.

it's crazy how in depth these marketers will go. how did they know i was attracted to women who wear bonnets?

simply amazing.