One thousand posts

God, really? It feels like so many more than that. I suppose 1000 thoughts is quite an accumulation, seeing as how it took nearly a decade. To be fair, the last year and the first two years were basically a wash since I didn't spend much time on this site.

Still, pats on the back all around team. You've made it. When do I get my book deal?

C'mon. Read my posts starting from 2001 chronologically and tell me that's not a movie waiting to happen.

For the record, the role of me will be played by Terry Crews.

Gay or Gangsta?

Clarifying untruthiness

Everybody thinks drinking alone is sad, or lonely, or depressing.

But this is totally not true!

Drinking alone is every bit as fun as drinking socially*.

note: keep in mind that being hung over alone is sad, lonely and depressing.

BREAKING NEWS: MILEY CYRUS HATES GLEE

At least, according to the internet, which as we know, is never wrong.

Does this strike anybody else as odd? Perhaps it's because the show purposely defenestrated her song the climb a couple weeks back -- there's always more to the story in Hollywood than we know.

Still, how can anybody who likes music hate all musical theatre? Least yet the irony of her being a Disney star who played a singing sensation for tweens across America?

The most confusing thing to me about Miley Cyrus though? How did she get so popular when she is neither talented nor attractive?

I mean, Hillary Duff may not be the next Ella Fitzgerald, but at least she's La-La Land pretty. Miley Cyrus is a bad singer AND she's kind of a butterface. How did she get famous? A mystery that shall never be solved.

I give her 5 years before she pulls a Debbie Gibson and doffs the clothes for Playboy.