Unbeknownst to me, the brother dropped off the four-legged baby for some dog sitting action. Walking a dog is not nearly as amusing during minus degree weather as it is when it's sunny and warm outside.
As much as I like dogs (I also like cats, though admittedly not as much) I've never understood how some people can love them like people. I guess I think it's just because we're all lonely, and we know that pets are the closest thing to unconditional companionship we have. They don't judge you, and you can talk all you want and get nothing but affection in return.
Also, unlike actual kids, there are no consequences. If you have a misbehaving dog, nobody thinks you're a bad human being. Except judgmental fellow pet owners. But that type of person is probably a douche, so what do you care anyways.
Did you hear about the gunfight at a Toys 'R' Us during Black Friday?
If only gang fights could be fought with Nerf weapons, the world would be a safer place.
1 comment:
i would dodge a foam bullet for you.
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