i will openly concede that if showering at home and nature calls, i have no qualms with staying exactly where i am. well, number 1 only of course. it all goes down the drain right? right.
meanwhile, in edmonton, connie is plotting her escape from stupidville.
i must add however, that this applies only if showering at toronto home, not in london. i withhold my stream of justice here at western because the drain in our tub here is not exactly silky smooth.
drainage problems do not make for very...relieving circumstances.
suffice it to say, if water starts to collect and you've let yourself go...urine trouble.
har har.
but i digress. i got to thinking, do girls ever pee in the shower? is that even possible? i mean, the topic of standing female urination has been broached by me several times (and quickly dismissed), but in the shower, would it matter? i mean, you're gonna end up cleaning yourself anyways right?
i wonder.....
and for the record, i firmly believe that more people go in the shower than actually admit to it. what's the shame? i don't get it. release the burden on your soul and your bladder! come out of the shower-peeing (water) closet!
i like to think of it as....efficient time management.
for some reason i was feeling punny when writing this post.
no pun intended.
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